Alice
Alice lives downstairs in a fabulous, vast, and sumptuous rent-controlled apartment. She knows everyone in and everything about New York and maybe the world, too. She is ever-busy but divulges nothing. She is rumored to be Phyl's daughter, but nobody really knows for sure.
Age: Fuck off
Axe: Axe? You want an axe? I'll axe your ASS!
Beverage: I take my tea with gin, sir, the same as any lady.
Fear: Get the fuck out of my apartment. I can't believe this shit. GET OUT!
