Cheese
Cheese met Clench when his drunken mother mistakenly walked into the wrong flat, sitting down and removing her shoes before Clench's mum said anything. The two boys became fast friends despite their vast differences in character. Cheese is sometimes considered to be the stupider of the two, but he's always the last to know.
Age: 48
Axe: Lefty Bass
Beverage: Olde Engish 800 (It's bloody ENGLISH, right?)
Fear: None, so far.
